And so, what with my recent graduation from the Missouri Master Naturalist program, I’m often asked, “what’s a naturalist?” I hope this brief essay will shed some light on the subject for you. And, don’t stop asking me! :D  Any typos are my own. -M

*Excerpted from The Naturalist, Winter 2003

     One evening long ago, I was reading an issue of Texas Parks and Wildlife magazine. I suddenly spotted an announcement for an upcoming meeting of a group called “The Association of Interpretive Naturalists.” Voila! An epiphanous light bulb clicked on over my head as the words rolled around in my mind. That’s what I want to be! A naturalist!

However, what became clear to me that distant evening has often remained murky to others. Just what a naturalist is, or what a naturalist does, is sometimes hard to put into words. Some folks even get the term confused with naturist, which, I am told, is something entirely different. But being a naturalist doesn’t have to be difficult to understand. You don’t necessarily need years of training or an advanced degree to be a naturalist. In fact, you might be one yourself and not even know it.

And so, as a public service, I offer the following observations, so that you, too, might know if you are indeed a naturalist.

You know you’re a naturalist when:

  • The meat in your freezer still has fur on it (people who live with naturalists tend to examine leftovers v-e-r-y carefully).
  • There’s a bug in your soup and you need to know what it is–not how it got there.
  • You pull weeds from your yard and serve them as a salad.
  • You stop on interstate highways to look at birds [and turtles and roadkill] even though you’re pretty good at identifying raptors at 75 m.p.h.!).
  • You can collect more than five kinds of rocks or fossils without ever leaving your car.
  • You run toward snakes instead of away from them.
  • Your binoculars are worth more than your car.

Obviously, being a naturalist is as much a matter of attitude, as it is of education or training. One just needs the right opportunity to express one’s naturalistic tendencies (some people suspect naturalists are a couple of classes short of a phylum but that’s another story). So next time you’re cruising down the highway and see a roadkill….

Brian Burnette is Chief Naturalist at the Dallas Museum of Natural History.

Links to Missouri Master Naturalist info:
Rolla chapter – http://meramechills.org/
Program overview – http://extension.missouri.edu/masternaturalist/overview.aspx

And, of course, I promise a lengthy update soon. I’ve a lot to get y’all caught up on!

Photo courtesy of Meramec Hills Chapter of Missouri Master Naturalists.

HiTechRedneck holding a three-toed box turtle at Tanager Trails, Rolla, MO.

A three-toed box turtle at Tanager Trails, Rolla, MO

Oh, and this, too!  Gotta remember to talk about this:

Photo courtesy of Amber Cothren, www.adamsphotographynola.com

HiTechRedneck standing in the doorway of KMNR wearing her graduation gear.

Spring thing

Posted: 3 April, 2011 in Uncategorized

This morning, as I forcibly drug myself from sleep, I lay in bed looking out the window. Due to how our home is configured, all I can see are the upper limbs of a black oak. This morning spring arrived, blown in on a gale threatening to rip lesser trees asunder. The limbs of the little oak were dancing merrily dancing about, as if an electric tree boogaloo were the right and proper dance for the occasion. Espying a bird’s nest in the breakdancing branches, all I could think was that days like today bring veritable amusement park rides to our local tree dwellers. And I hoped that they raised their feathered, and some furred, arm-structures heaven-ward and screeched, or tweeted, “wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!”

Ok, so one of the great things about being a college student (or living close to a college town) is what? That’s right, College Radio! You know, that free-format, wtf are they playing now? noise usually found in the 8-somethings of your old-fashioned radio dial.

Well, last semester I applied to our campus organization and, lo and behold!, they selected yours truly to be a trainee. Here we are, a few months later and I am, in fact, FCC certified and on the air waves at all hours of the day and night. ‘Tis true!

It is so true, in fact, that I created a Facebook page just for my ON AIR persona. So do me a favor, run over to your FB and LIKE my DJ page, wouldya? This way, if you actually want to listen to my ramblings, blatherings, and full-random-shuffle musical selections, it’ll be as easy as clicking a linky. Oh, and I vid my midnight antics via ustream.tv (yaay!). Also just a clicky linky away.

 

Eat the baby!

KMNR 89.7 FM Rolla, MO

 

In case you missed it in the above text, here it is…again:  THEHiTechRedneck: Scootin’, Chewin’, Radio’n

 

Additionally, a brief head’s up/warning about what I play/talk about. I go off into random Libertarian/self-reliance/survivalist rants. I read excerpts from books on foraging food from the woods. I play brand new music, old music, rap, folk, bluegrass, rock, progressive, indie, standards, jazz, classical…pretty much put all of the music in the world into a giant player and hit “full random shuffle”. Sometimes people drop by and I force them in front of a microphone and make them talk. Ok, I don’t force them to talk…just convince them, nicely, of course…

See? That wasn’t hard, was it?  Ok, great…tune in next week, then…